![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:00 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
The more of them you read the worse it gets.
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I have a “friend” with a smart that has political stickers like this covering every square inch of the rear end...How this guy seems to be okay with me is beyond my comprehension.
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I would say I was glad to get away from that when I left NE, but WI has just as many trucks with similar stickers...
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“not a liberal” Ya don’t say.
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I would love to see his relatives’ email inbox.
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filters...
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I come from a pretty conservative rural town (not there anymore, thank Flying Spaghetti Monster), and you’d be surprised how many people are like this. If you don’t...
1. Look like they do
2. Talk like they do (bonus points for another language entirely)
3. Practice Christianity
4. Bang a member of the opposite sex
...then good luck going there and not have people act as though you slapped their grandma. People like this are ill. I don’t fault them for having the disease, but I fault their unwillingness to get rid of it.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:20 |
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With every sticker you put on a painted surface of a car, the value decreases $1000 and that is without even analyzing the context of the sticker
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I think if your vehicle is worth more than $5,000 you can't really bitch about the system.
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If I met him, I would immediately walk away.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:22 |
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Pffft. Go for one big one that you can read instead of a buncha small ones. Makes for less squinting.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:27 |
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Does the one left of the Ram badge say “Dump the Dog Eater?”
What ??
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:28 |
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What’s a misteak? Sounds juicy.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:31 |
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That’s when you over cook it and it turns brown instead of the proper red.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:32 |
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I can’t really see any of them, but presumably it’s in reference to the current president and his meals in Indonesia.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:33 |
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Oh, not juicy...
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:34 |
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This dude loves sharing articles to Facebook.
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I’m sure he’s a blast to talk to at family functions.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:41 |
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This guy must be super fun at parties... I bet he NEVER gives unsolicited political opinions that are vaguely related to what ever non political subject is being discussed around the BBQ...
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That’s when it becomes... well done.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:46 |
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I love how there are two completely different sides to political-bombing your car.
Just to clarify, I hate political bumper stickers of any kind.
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Remembering how America dies in 2012 makes me sad.
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I bet he keeps wondering why his friends list on facebook keeps getting smaller.
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“Oh but *you’re* different, you’re OK, but everyone else like you who I don’t personally know sucks!” -those people
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Doing this to a Power Wagon is a crime.
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Wait, are you sure?
![]() 04/06/2016 at 11:59 |
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I thought you meant New England and was confuse
![]() 04/06/2016 at 12:00 |
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You mean his wife’s email inbox?
![]() 04/06/2016 at 12:01 |
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- Pretty much any bigoted person I’ve ever met in person...too afraid to admit it to my face. lol
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Sure, her too. Whomever is on the foward list to the Obama birth certificate/NRA/anti-muslum stuff he gets.
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That’s why my only two (OPPO sticker and Jimmy Buffett sticker, both small) are in the corners of the window.
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That one was my “favorite”.
Unless I’m greatly mistaken, that’s a racist comment against Chinese people. Obama (again, unless I’m really very extremely greatly mistaken) is not even remotely of Chinese descent.
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LOL
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Jimmy Buffet sticker?
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Best pictures I have of it.
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I’ve always thought it silly to put something as polarizing as a political statement on a car in sticker form. What with all the bs lately, I’m sure plenty of cars have been vandalized due to their owner’s political viewpoint being emblazoned on a bumper/window/decklid....
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Windows, fine; paint, NO.
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So neatly applied, too. They had to maintain that rage while carefully lining up the stickers. Impressive. Reminds me of the Jim Jefferies bit on guns, when he says everyone should just have muskets. By the time you’ve finished loading your musket, the anger has passed. Maybe people should have to hand-paint on their political beliefs, that’ll make them think about it a bit more and maybe just keep them to themselves.
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I’m pretty sure this guy is one of my “Facebook friends”
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Everybody has (had) one of him as a friend on Facebook.
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They’re also a very easy way to spot shitty drivers. I’ve noticed quite the correlation between number of bumper stickers and how badly you wish they would just crash into a ditch.
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I’ve got a few; they are all high school classmates. There’s a reason I haven’t kept in actual touch with many of my HS classmates.
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This is the truth.
![]() 04/06/2016 at 13:13 |
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No, it’s nothing against the Chinese. There was the big thing about Romney transporting his dog in a rooftop carrier 50 years ago, so that made the whole “Obama eating a dog” thing relevant.
“Oh my God, your guy put a dog with diarrhea on the roof of a car”
“Oh my God, your guy ate one”
![]() 04/06/2016 at 13:19 |
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Sadly, true.
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Thanks for clarifying.
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Wasn’t that Harold Camping?
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“misteak”